I'm Holly, and I dedicate most of my life to collecting highlighters and umbrellas. THANKS FOR VISITING MY PAGE TOOTHPICKS BELONG IN RESTAURANTS, NOT ON THE RUNWAY
date/time Sunday, June 27, 2010,9:41 PM
friday’s ag lesson was puhrettaaaaay awesome :D
Okay, so today, we measured the goat’s heart girth thing, and estimated their weights, and then we put them on the scale to see their actual weights. All in all, this sounded pretty simple, OH BOY WERE WE WRONG.
GOATS SUCK. THEY DON’T FREAKING LISTEN TO YOU. THEY RUN AWAY AND CHARGE AT YOU AND PISS AND POOP WHERE THEY LIKE. But I like bibby goats :D
Oh gosh, so we finished measuring one paddock of goats, so we went to the race/shearing shed place afterwards. It was Shadwoman, Jen, Lawrence, Kristina, Alex and I, and we were just about to go out when....
Yes, the six of us lost four goats -.- AND I’M DOINGAG NEXT YEAR. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO.
I mean seriously, the goats were outside of the paddock, eating grass. THERE’S PLENTY OF GRASS IN THE PADDOCK, YOU STUPID GOATS. FARRRRRR.
I MEAN FAR OUT, IN THE PADDOCK, WHEN WE WERE MEASURING THEM, THEY WOULD RUN AWAY, AND GO BABABABABABAAA, THEN PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK :@ AND AS SOON AS WE LEAVE, THEY CAN’T FRIGGEN LEAVE US ALONE.
MAKE. UP. YOUR. MIND.
And we did everything to try getting them in the pen. We grabbed them by the horns, fed them paper, fed them leaves, pushed them like crazy, and shit. Fed them paper, why? A goat was going around eating my paper and Jenny’s paper.
This is what happens when you leave daygos in charge of a farm.....
Then Grady and Joss came, and they are now the ‘GOAT WHISPERER’. ALL HAIL THE GOAT WHISPERERS! *KOWTOWS*
And as soon as they were in the paddock, we were like WOOT WOOT *VICTORY DANCE*
....but then we realised Kristina and Shadwoman were in the paddock as well....
Ehe, oops J
But that was aye okay, we handled it no problemo (Y)
And then the goats REFUSED to be weighed on the electronic scales -.- BUT THEN WE MADE FOOD TRAILS, AND THEY LISTENED! :D:D:D Joss, Grady and Henry, the goat whisperers, got them all weighed and stuff (h)
LOL @ Joss: Henry has a classic shearer’s butt crack going on there!
Lesson to be learnt; don’t let the goats out of the paddock. And when they are, don’t let Shadwoman, Kristina, Lawrence, Jen, Alex and I handle it.
CALL THE GOAT WHISPEPERERS, HENRY, JOSS AND GRADY! *CUE HEROIC MUSIC AND FANFARE*
That was probably the most fun double ag lesson I’ve had all year, THANK YOU JEN, KRISTINA, SHADWOMAN, LAWRENCE AND ALEX! :D:D:D:D:D
And HCF! Met Esther, a Yr 7 chick who is awesomely good at everything and super duper nice. YOU GOT MENTIONED, ESTHER! :D
And I finally handed in my subject selection form to *drum roll*
(in tune with Spiderpig, yknow, that spider pig from the Simpson movie LOL)
TONY TONY MULLIGAN
IS A MULLIGAN.
Wow, Amy and I are puhrettaaaay awesome, it’s our song when we see Mulligan....obviously. And it doesn’t really work for anyone unless they have 2 syllables in their first name and 3 in the last name (h) LOVE YOU (Amy, not Mulligan LOL), YOU GOT MENTIONED! <3
So I put Bio, Ancient History, Ag, Economics, Physics and Modern History.
HOLY SHIZ, THAT WAS LONG. SORRY GUZZZZZZZZZZ.
date/time 9:19 PM
2. your crush
well, in this case, this letter is to the most wonderful boys in the universe...cuz I don't have a crush ;);)
TO THE MOST FREAKING WONDERFULESTEST BOYS TO INFINITY AND FOREVER:
You guys make me smile every single day without failure. I have such good times with all of youse, all the time. Whenever I'm with you guys, I'm continually smiling or laughing....OR EATING ROFLS. I say, I think my appetite gives you guys a run for your money, NO JOKE :P The crap that you guys come up with, what's in your mind, what you think, I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. You guys make lunch and recess and walking to the station the best part of the day. Any time spent with youse is awesome and fulfilling :D I'm now really early to IST because of youse LOL. But then I sometimes find it offensive that none of youse wait for me anyway *humph* HAVE SOME COURTESY. I have tasted a whole array of foods that come from the wonder of your local asian stores. Sitting there every recess and lunch, and just eating any food we get our hands on - we eat our lunch, everyone elses' lunch and the canteen's lunch. But hey, rather be full than starved. Eating S's sandwich rolls everyday, eating M's skyflakes, raping anything that is pure orgasm and awesomeness is practically an everyday routine. And I feel belonged. When you guys sit on the seats, or the table, or lean back against the noticeboard (and get stuck sometimes), there's always a space *blushes* AND I FILL IT UP MUAHAHAHAA. And Yr 8, 8B1, MATHS SQUIGGLES WAS THE BEST THING EVER. I can't wait til Yr 11 Maths Offline with you lads to relive it :D:D:D:D
YOU GUYS ARE EPIC RAD, DON'T EVER CHANGE.
LOTS OF LOVE, HOLLY.
date/time Wednesday, June 23, 2010,9:57 PM
1. best friend
It's funny that I didn't think of you right away. Of course, best friends are those people who you are super duper tight with all the way to infinity etcetera! but you, you're more than that. everyone's divvied up into their pairs, and usually I'm the lone ranger. And you know what? I hate it, I hate it so much, it sucks. But you, you out of aaaall people, realise this. I don't know how you do it, but I guess you're my best friend :$ and I've known you for freaking yonks and yonks and yonks. I've stayed in my hometown since I was born, and you've been all over Australia, no joke. It still kind of wows me to this day, after so many years, that we still keep in touch and maintain a strong relationship. and it's funny, how when I feel so screwed up, and nothing's going right, and everyone else's phone line in engaged or their out, that you just happen to call. I have so many memories of us when we were younger, oh how they bring tears to my eyes :L and it's so strange, watching you grow up, way away from you. you've done so much for me. and sure, I've got plenty of other best friends out there, but you never get a mention when you truly deserve it. I love you so much, and I never want to lose you.
date/time 9:57 PM
thanks genevieve; www.pettyporcelain.blogspot.com
letter 1 : your best friend
letter 2 : your crush
letter 3 : your parents
letter 4 : your sibling (or closest relative)
letter 5 : your dreams
letter 6 : a stranger
letter 7 : your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
letter 8 : your favorite Internet friend
letter 9 : someone you wish you could meet
letter 10 : someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
letter 11 : a deceased person you wish you could talk to
letter 12 : the person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain
letter 13 : someone you wish could forgive you
letter 14 : someone you’ve drifted away from
letter 15 : the person you miss the most
letter 16 : someone that’s not in your state/country
letter 17 : someone from your childhood
letter 18 : the person that you wish you could be
letter 19 : someone that pesters your mind—good or bad
letter 20 : the one that broke your heart the hardest
letter 21 : someone you judged by their first impression
letter 22 : someone you want to give a second chance to
letter 23 : the last person you kissed
letter 24 : the person that gave you your favorite memory
letter 25 : the person you know that is going through the worst of times
letter 26 : the last person you made a pinky promise to
letter 27 : the friendliest person you knew for only one day
letter 28 : someone that changed your life
letter 29 : the person that you want to tell everything to, but too afraid to
letter 30 : your reflection in the mirror
date/time Sunday, June 6, 2010,9:31 PM
I fall down in heels, fall down on flat surfaces, eat all the tim tams, eat all the migoreng packets, make things explode in the microwave, get shit results, step in shit, sleep in for 4378246701 hours, sleeptalk, slingshot jellybeans with my spoon, laugh at the word 'sex' and stay at home and blog about random shit.
But I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better at it then you mofos will ever be :)
AMMMYYYYYYY, GET BETTER SOON. I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU TIMES INFINITY AND BEYOND TOWARDS MY HEART <3
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Hey, I'm Holly - it's nice to meet you :)
I'm 17, and in love with HAHS, Marcus Tullius Cicero, and fooood. I just want to study and travel and never grow up.