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TOOTHPICKS BELONG IN RESTAURANTS, NOT ON THE RUNWAY
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date/time Saturday, May 9, 2009,2:53 PM
Summer and spiders.
You know when its rly hot yerh? And you're sitting inside with the air con on eating and stuff. But then all the bugs and mouses come in cuz they dont appreciate the sun...
So you're sitting inside, protecting yourself from the UV rays. Then suddenly...
SOMETHING SCUTTLES HERE.
AND THERE.
THEN BACK AGAIN.
THEN IT STOPS.
It's hairy. It's skinny. It's small. (It's not Nazmus)
SPIDERRRRRRR!
See, even someone as courageous and honourable as me is scared of spiders. So instead of being like other Asians and picking up a slipper and SMACK-ing it, and not being white and rich and getting spider mortein BUT BEING HOLLY I GOTTED THE VACUUM!
So you know when you vacuum, and when you vacuum something yucky like dried banana bits or something? and you get that shooshing instead the tube onto then handle and then you feel it cuz your holding the handle? It's like dustdustdustYUCKYSTUFF and you get that shooshy feeling.
So yerh, the motherfucking spider just goes everywhere, and i'm trying to vacuum it UNTIL its gone, UP INTO THE VACUUMMMMM :D
But I didn't feel the shooshy feeling D:
I never saw the spider again.
It wasn't in the vacuum cuz I didn't feel the shooshy feeling.
Oh well, its getting colder now :D
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Hey, I'm Holly - it's nice to meet you :)
I'm 17, and in love with HAHS, Marcus Tullius Cicero, and fooood. I just want to study and travel and never grow up.
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