I'm Holly, and I dedicate most of my life to collecting highlighters and umbrellas.
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date/time Saturday, May 2, 2009,12:42 PM
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Hha in Geography, we had a sub, and Grace, Alex and I were talking about *drum roll* BALLS, PENISES (PENII?) AND TEST-I-MI-CLEEEEEES :P Grace sure knows a lot :L She was telling s about an interview with this guy who had his balls cut off. Interviewer: So, what was the first thing that hpned to you when youre balls got cut off Guy with no balls: *high pitched Danielle voice* THIS HPNED TO MY VOICE.
Then somethingsomething about sticking a needle into the male genital region or something, and poor Alex's 20 inch felt uncomfortable.
I don't know how, but Grace comes up with the best vids :L Such as a guys head accidentally going up an elephants ass? AWESOME.
And just a thing, why do we always use dick and penis as insults, other then boobs? (other then the fact that its bhavna's name) is there something wrong about female hormonal system? I mean, would you rather call someone something that squirts out piss or milk?! SRSLY. GROSS. My sincerest apologies if you're eating/drinking/doing something of another kind (CLAREEE)
HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS COMING OUT! I won't ask if we can go watch it, cuz youse are going to secretly watch it by yourself. I am very open about my feelings for Hannah Montana. She is awesome - SHAAAAA. OTHER THEN THE FACT TAHT SHE DISSES ASIANS AND RIDES A BIKE WITHOUT A HELMET [That's not all she rides ;) ] I only like her show, but her songs are like 'OHMYGOD I LOVE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN AND I HATE ASIANS SHAAAAAAA'
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Hey, I'm Holly - it's nice to meet you :)
I'm 17, and in love with HAHS, Marcus Tullius Cicero, and fooood. I just want to study and travel and never grow up.
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