I'm Holly, and I dedicate most of my life to collecting highlighters and umbrellas.
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date/time Saturday, May 30, 2009,1:29 PM
I'm Back.
Okay I'm better now I guess. That was a super good backscratch (h) I'm still a bit teary, but yerh, yknow, I'll suck it up. Moving on - So yerh, we all like acronyms, and sometimes we mysteriously WONDERRRR what they ACTUALLY represent for? Here's a few Grace and I were discussing:PMS - Period Mood Swings (Credits to Monica)CSI - Crime Stuff In MiamiIBM - I Blame MicrosoftWINDOWS - Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space~ And also, I mean, okay, if a chick had a hole in her stocking, would you point it out? Like if you were a girl pointing out a girl's stocking hole, would you say it? Cuz then the girl with the stocking hole would prbly think you want S E X Y T I M E with her and its kind of the same if a guy said so, right? So, I've kind of come up with a way you can SUBTLY get a girl to notice her hole in her stockings btu this results in your own sacrifice in stockings:1. Make a VISIBLE hole in your stockings in a region where you wouldn't mind being visible.2. Walk in front of the girl with the hole in her stocking and kind of parade around and show off your awesome hole until she sees and thinks 'Hey, omg, do I have a hole in my stocking?!??@!?%$?#?%' THEN SHE'LL CHECK AND SHE'LL BE LIKE OHMYGUDDD THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION ETC ETC ETC 3. Optional - S E X Y T I M E !For PASS prac we were juggling and doing all this cool stuff, so as soon as I went home I wanted to practice, but I didn't want to destroy my tennis balls so i juggled with my brother's BaKuGan. ISSUE OF WARNING: DO NOT JUGGLE WITH BKG.So yknow how they pop out when you put them on the magnetic card when you play? I swear to Gud, I dropped one, and it like, POPPED OUT INTO A FUCKING DRAGON, AND I WAS LIKE OMGWTFBBQSAUCE HAPPENED TO YOU FIELD OF FLAMES?Srsly, mann, it's uber ninja!YERHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENEVIEVE! HAVE A HAPPY ONE!
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Hey, I'm Holly - it's nice to meet you :)
I'm 17, and in love with HAHS, Marcus Tullius Cicero, and fooood. I just want to study and travel and never grow up.
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