Hero In Waiting

I'm Holly, and I dedicate most of my life to collecting highlighters and umbrellas.
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date/time Saturday, May 30, 2009,3:13 PM

ISNT LANCELOT HOT STUFF?

I'm watching Merlin Season 1 on YOUTUBE right now - month for bandwidth just renewed :P

date/time 1:29 PM

I'm Back.

Okay I'm better now I guess. That was a super good backscratch (h) I'm still a bit teary, but yerh, yknow, I'll suck it up. Moving on -

So yerh, we all like acronyms, and sometimes we mysteriously WONDERRRR what they ACTUALLY represent for? Here's a few Grace and I were discussing:

PMS - Period Mood Swings (Credits to Monica)
CSI - Crime Stuff In Miami
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
WINDOWS - Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space

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And also, I mean, okay, if a chick had a hole in her stocking, would you point it out? Like if you were a girl pointing out a girl's stocking hole, would you say it? Cuz then the girl with the stocking hole would prbly think you want S E X Y T I M E with her and its kind of the same if a guy said so, right? So, I've kind of come up with a way you can SUBTLY get a girl to notice her hole in her stockings btu this results in your own sacrifice in stockings:

1. Make a VISIBLE hole in your stockings in a region where you wouldn't mind being visible.
2. Walk in front of the girl with the hole in her stocking and kind of parade around and show off your awesome hole until she sees and thinks 'Hey, omg, do I have a hole in my stocking?!??@!?%$?#?%' THEN SHE'LL CHECK AND SHE'LL BE LIKE OHMYGUDDD THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION ETC ETC ETC
3. Optional - S E X Y T I M E !

For PASS prac we were juggling and doing all this cool stuff, so as soon as I went home I wanted to practice, but I didn't want to destroy my tennis balls so i juggled with my brother's BaKuGan.
ISSUE OF WARNING: DO NOT JUGGLE WITH BKG.

So yknow how they pop out when you put them on the magnetic card when you play? I swear to Gud, I dropped one, and it like, POPPED OUT INTO A FUCKING DRAGON, AND I WAS LIKE OMGWTFBBQSAUCE HAPPENED TO YOU FIELD OF FLAMES?

Srsly, mann, it's uber ninja!

YERHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENEVIEVE! HAVE A HAPPY ONE!

date/time 1:18 PM

a good and bad

So yes, I am super duper awfully happy that the half yearlys are over - now just to wait for the results...

Everyones going to do stuff on this lovely weekend - shopping at Parramatta Westfields etc.

BUT NO

I CAN'T GO

BECAUSE I HAVE STUPID TUTORING

FAR OUT

WHY AM I ASIAN

THEREFORE FOR COMFORT,

I WILL GO AND USE MARIEL'S PLANT STALK ANIMAL ALLEY THING AS A BACKSCRATCHER TO SOOTHE MYSELF.

SEE YOU UNTIL THEN.

date/time Sunday, May 24, 2009,3:15 PM

OH YERH.

We're all familiar with Monica and Amy playing on the same netball team, yerh? and how on mornings they talk non stop about Bianca or Jessica etc etc etc and stuff? Well yerh, I do gymnsatics, and I thought only Vanessa did it, but I dont think she does comp...

AND THEN I FOUND OUT EMILY DID IT :D

Far out, Emily, srsly, do you get ANYMOOOORE AWESOME?! You go for Dragons and you can do handpsrings and kips on bars (h) FAR OUT THIS IS AWESOME. :D

Dragons freakinggggg owned Sharks - as expected. Maitua :L:L Whatta douuuuchhheeeebaggggggg :D

date/time Saturday, May 23, 2009,10:42 AM

OneHD and a million thanks.

Thank you guys sooo muchhh for Thursday :D I owe it to everyone. BTW MARIEL your plant stalk is a good back scratcher ;)

Far out, baseball on OneHD is so addictive. NY YANKEES (h)

Ag, Commerce, PASS and Maths, ALL DONE WITH.

YES.

AWESOME :D

date/time Tuesday, May 19, 2009,4:04 PM

I like...

- a really light bag on Wednesdays

- when everyone pelts out at 145 at iceskating

- when Annie brings Migoreng and its gone within a second

- in primary when you caught a teacher smoking

- adding avocadoes to everything I eat

- soy sauce in congee along with shredded pork :9

- when you walk outside the hall after an exam and everyones talking it

- when stuck up bitchy ass chicks get rejected and do something stupid :):)

- when I'm bending down at my locker and I find Amy or Koshi waiting for me :D (L)

- on the train in the afternoon :D

- when you come down from the station stairs and find like Mariel and Danielle waiting there for you :D

- Mitchell and Melanie's hugs (h)

- when Dragons have just had a win on Friday or the weekend, and I come to school on the morning on Monday and Emily and I go INSANE :D (DBFL:D)

- when Ramen head slaps everyone :D

- when Grace sprints and does tank stuff and shows Santosh up

This is kinda a copy off Tracey's 'I Love' thingies :) so yerh, SORRY TRACEY if its copyright :/

date/time Monday, May 18, 2009,3:40 PM

Merlin, running home and Ag

Ag half yearly was....okay? Calendar was hard, chyeah? Thats over and done with, so who cares. :)

Merlin was on TV last night, and today, when the bell went and I was walking (yes, by myself) and I heard AVANK. Yknow, the blakc creature from Merlin which thet must defeat with fire or wind. It was pretty cool, cuz it was like an avid 5 mins of Merlin dedication.

'MAYBE I SHOULD WEAR A POINTY HAT :D'

Okay, so we all catch the train, then maybe and bus, then walk home yerh? WHY THE HECK DOES RAMEN RUN HOME :L Yerh, I was walking home (as normal people do) and he starts running, like wtf? ...And he was wearing skins O_O"

Javelin today was fun. We always miss out on PE, tis not fair :(:(:(

I lost my calculator --"
It's not intending to sound desperately nerdy or whatever, but, I need it :( For maths.

date/time Sunday, May 17, 2009,3:40 PM

20- 18 FCKKKK YERHHHHH (h)
Sorry Alex, better luck next time dearr. I'm sure Idris' try was a try, and that you'll never be drinking Coke again :] OMG EMILY WE WON WE WON.

I'll never doubt the Dragons EVERRRR AGAAAAIIINNNN.

Okay, so other then the fact that Dragons won, everyone's been last minute hardcore studying and cramming for tmrw :L Half Yearlys mann, and Ag is first --" So much to remember - I've done most of it, I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER THE CALENDAR :X

So, you know when you call a number for someone like Telstra, and theres the operator? Well, I called them yesterday for a shop number and this is how it kind of went:

O: Hello, good afternoon, press 1 for ___, 2 for ___ etc etc
H: *Pressed 2
O: Say yes whether you would like to contact ____, or no to move on.
H: Yes.
O: Sorry, we can't seem to pick uo your voice. Please repeat.
H: ...Yes.
O: Sorry, please try again.
H: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS.

Than I hang up.

Minutes later, I came up with a GENIUS idea :D

O: Hello, good afternoon, press 1 for ___, 2 for ___ etc etc
H: *Pressed 2
O: Say yes whether you would like to contact ____, or no to move on.
H: A BLEH BLAH HOUGI GAGA WOOWOO.
O: Sorry, we can't seem to pick uo your voice. Please repeat.
H: AND I ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS YOU, YOU-OU-OU BA-BY OH OHHH
O: Sorry, please try again.
H: TOUCHE PUSHYCATTTTTTTT.
O: We cannot seem to detect a legible answer. You will be directed to a live operator (wtf?)

AWESOOOME. :D

So yerh, my extraordanarily exciting encounter of a telephone operator, feel free to use this idea, its not copyright :D

date/time Thursday, May 14, 2009,3:49 PM

DRAGONS VS BULLDOGS OKI JUBILEE STADIUM 7:30 PM 15 MAY

WHATDOWEDOWHATDOWEDOWHATDOWEFUUUUUCKINHDOOOOOO

Emily, I need a shoulder to cry on. But then you need a shoulder to cry on :( WHAT DO WE DO. (Someone give me swine flu so I can die so then I don't have to watch the match) :(:(:(:(:(:( FUUUUCK.

date/time Tuesday, May 12, 2009,3:58 PM

King Arthur's Disasters VS Merlin

So yes, unless you still live in a cave, wear and eat rabbits and talk Russian, you probably have heard of King Arthur's Disasters on ABC/2 and Merlin on Ch 10. I was watching King Arthur's Disasters on Saturday, and Merlin was on the next day. I JUST LOVE THE TWO SHOWS, AND WHEN YOU THINK OF IT, ISN'T IT WELL, WEIRD? :L

Either way, I LOVE BOTH SHOWS and they shouldn't be compared :) [Don't I sound so innocent ^^]

date/time Sunday, May 10, 2009,2:19 PM

BakuGan and Swine Flu

My brother bought his first Ba Ku Gan (spelling?) set :O

Yknow what I'm talking about, that shit show on Toasted TV where they have Dan and the random cards falling out of the sky which werent so dangerous but were dangerous after all?

There those little dragon ball thingos and (drum roll) WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON THE CARD, THEY LIKE FUCKING POP OUT DRAGONS! THATS SO FUCKING PRO MANNN!

If you come to think of it, it reminds me of Yu Gi Oh, except YUGIOH has like monster and trap and spell cards AND FUCKING BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!

My dad and brother went China and they came back, like some time ago? Idk, but we were searching through their suitcases to see what they brought back, and in the top pocket there's all these face masks cuz of swine flu :L Hha, fucking China (h)

I CAN'T FREAKING BELIEVE DRAGONS LOST TO COWBOYS. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. FUCK YOU THURSTON AND BOWEN. FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU HARDDDDDDDDDDDDD. :'(
We'er all sad, EVERYONE IS FUCKING SAD. No one likes youse anyway, and no ones celebrating cuz you guys won. SO JUST LET THE FUCKING DRAGONS WIN SO THEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKE A FUSS ABOUT IT. I'm sad :'(

date/time Saturday, May 9, 2009,2:53 PM

Summer and spiders.

You know when its rly hot yerh? And you're sitting inside with the air con on eating and stuff. But then all the bugs and mouses come in cuz they dont appreciate the sun...

So you're sitting inside, protecting yourself from the UV rays. Then suddenly...

SOMETHING SCUTTLES HERE.

AND THERE.

THEN BACK AGAIN.

THEN IT STOPS.

It's hairy.
It's skinny.
It's small.
(It's not Nazmus)

SPIDERRRRRRR!

See, even someone as courageous and honourable as me is scared of spiders. So instead of being like other Asians and picking up a slipper and SMACK-ing it, and not being white and rich and getting spider mortein BUT BEING HOLLY I GOTTED THE VACUUM!

So you know when you vacuum, and when you vacuum something yucky like dried banana bits or something? and you get that shooshing instead the tube onto then handle and then you feel it cuz your holding the handle? It's like dustdustdustYUCKYSTUFF and you get that shooshy feeling.

So yerh, the motherfucking spider just goes everywhere, and i'm trying to vacuum it UNTIL its gone, UP INTO THE VACUUMMMMM :D

But I didn't feel the shooshy feeling D:

I never saw the spider again.

It wasn't in the vacuum cuz I didn't feel the shooshy feeling.

Oh well, its getting colder now :D

date/time 9:16 AM

XCountry, English, Australia Etc Etc :)

Friday :)

English was uber - thanks to Ramenn and Santosh for chucking stuff at Andy so then his bottle would fall down 8) [I is not bully] And then there was a spider on Alex? Yerh, and he didn't even scream, like most of us would have.

Prd 3 and 4 - Cross Country. I came 10th? CONGRATULATIONS TO GEN, VRONCA, EMILY, RAMENN AND ANYONE ELSE I LEFT OUT WHO MADE IT TO ZONE (Y) Wendy came 10th (H), Nick came 12th (?) and thats all that my mind can hold.

AUSTRALIA VS NZ, AND WE FUUUUCKINGGGGGG PWNEDDDDD THEM! 38 - 10 I'll stop right there cuz if I continue I'll bore you guys.

Half Yearlys aer coming up :/ It's spread over 2 weeks? I'd rather have it over and done with though --"

Dragons and Cowboys are playing today :D And we are going to own them :)

I have rediscovered my passion for Cyndi Lauper, Whitney Houston, Ronan Keating and the Backstreet Boys :D

I hav nothing to say. I am terribly sorry. But I will find something to rant about in due time, so DON'T YOU WORRYYYYYYY :D

date/time Tuesday, May 5, 2009,6:08 PM

Things that happen for no particluar reason.

We have all heard of the saying, 'all things happen for a reason.'
BUUUULLSHITTTTT.

Scenario 1:
Ramenn's microwave door opened by itself.
No it wasn't the wind.
And, you need to push the button to open the microwave.
Ramenn was home alone.
WHAT HAPPENED?

Scenario 2:
When pots just randomly makes noises.
Usually when you're home alone.

Scenario 3:
I was in China when I was 8, and I was playing in the empty apartment next door with my cousins.
The curtains were blowing wildly.
We go to close the window.
Thing is, the window's already closed.
The door is closed too (Not a wise idea)
There is no sense of wind movement.
WHAT HAPPENED?

Scenario 4:
A friend out of school has this massive grandfather's clock that doesn't work with batteries.
The clock starts chiming non stop.
But its not a new hour.
It chimes for 5 minutes.
WHAT HPNED?

Please supply me with more :)

date/time Sunday, May 3, 2009,9:55 PM

11:11 PM

I'm waiting for the clock to strike 11:11 PM, so then I can make a wish :D:D:D

Do you guys rmbr Disney, and they had that song, A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES, WHEN YOURE FAST ASLEEP. And then there was the Asian Mulan kid song every Asian Yr 2'er knew; 'AS MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOON'.
Little Mermaid: UNDER THE SEA BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH
Spongebob: YOU READY KIDS, AY AY CPT, OHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA, SPONGEGBOB SQUAREPANTS etc etc etc. Everyone in Yr 2 only knew the beginning and when it would come up, we would all full scream then when it got to the after pineapple bit, it would all awkwardly die down :D

Talking of mouthing lyrics you dont know, I just want to know and share a few ideas of mine. I remember me and my mum were singing to some Judy Garland song, and it got to the bit where she didn't know the lyrics, but it looked like she did, and all she was doing was mouthing 'ham and cheese' LOL. And when you do it, it works :D Jenny also said that you say the alphabet, and that works! YOU CLEVER BUNNY JENNY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNY AND ANNE, YOUSE TWO ARE BIG GIRLS NOW :D And when models model, Miranda Kerr said you just drop your mouth down to a vowel, like a, e, i, o or u.

Anyone watch Merlin today? ISN'T IS THE SHIZ! Oh yes its the shiz. :D
'It is your desting Merlin, to protect Arthur, the future king of Albion. Without you, Albion is not safe blah blah blah.' AND ITS A DRAGONS TALKING. I wonder if they moved the dragons mouth to the alphabet or to ham and cheese.

Talking of Merlin's destiny, when they say all that stuff, don't you just want to jump into the TV screen along with a glue on Gandalf beard and tell him that when he's older, he needs to get Botox? Other then the fact that 45378572389057290 years later we'll all remember him and confuse him with Gandalf.

Warriors gots owned today. I love you Emily ^^

I went shopping to go get presents and Mum's Day stuff, and I saw Nikkida, Ashley and Diem :D:D:D:D:D And I saw lebs - MANYYYYY LEBS. You know how to identify them - slightly olive skin, prominent fuck words and most of all, THE RAT TAIL Me and Koshi saw these lebs with CURLY RAT TAILS, AND IT WAS DESPICABLE, ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE.

Btw Koshi's new name is Pooshiguya. And we can call Boob's 'Boogers' now if we want. :D

So yes, that wraps it up for today folks SEE YOU LATERRRRRRRR :D

date/time Saturday, May 2, 2009,12:42 PM

Hha in Geography, we had a sub, and Grace, Alex and I were talking about *drum roll* BALLS, PENISES (PENII?) AND TEST-I-MI-CLEEEEEES :P Grace sure knows a lot :L
She was telling s about an interview with this guy who had his balls cut off.
Interviewer: So, what was the first thing that hpned to you when youre balls got cut off
Guy with no balls: *high pitched Danielle voice* THIS HPNED TO MY VOICE.

Then somethingsomething about sticking a needle into the male genital region or something, and poor Alex's 20 inch felt uncomfortable.

I don't know how, but Grace comes up with the best vids :L Such as a guys head accidentally going up an elephants ass? AWESOME.

And just a thing, why do we always use dick and penis as insults, other then boobs? (other then the fact that its bhavna's name) is there something wrong about female hormonal system? I mean, would you rather call someone something that squirts out piss or milk?! SRSLY. GROSS. My sincerest apologies if you're eating/drinking/doing something of another kind (CLAREEE)

HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS COMING OUT! I won't ask if we can go watch it, cuz youse are going to secretly watch it by yourself. I am very open about my feelings for Hannah Montana. She is awesome - SHAAAAA. OTHER THEN THE FACT TAHT SHE DISSES ASIANS AND RIDES A BIKE WITHOUT A HELMET [That's not all she rides ;) ] I only like her show, but her songs are like 'OHMYGOD I LOVE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN AND I HATE ASIANS SHAAAAAAA'

date/time Friday, May 1, 2009,11:59 PM

Hope, dangles on a string.

Happy Birthday Avi!

I've always wanted to experience the joy of doing something before it is a new day. I love staying up at night, waiting for my red digits to turn to 0:00 AM. Brings such joy and happiness :D
Today was okay, as I expected. We're going into Winter, and the weather is certainly showing it. The cold winds in the morning and the stupidstupidstupid winter uniform.
I rly don't have much to blog about, which is rather irrelevent. We have half yearlies and fking NAPLAN coming up, yes, because we can have a life and do those at the same time, can't we?
Hmm, got Commerce and Maths results today. I'm quite happy. I don't go crazy all over like hardcore Truong people do over their results. Not discriminating against Truong. (I am)

I'm supposing I should go sleep now? I have a wedding tmrw D: But we have free dinner at city, so its cool ^^

Sleep tight!