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date/time Sunday, June 27, 2010,9:41 PM
Friday 250410
friday’s ag lesson was puhrettaaaaay awesome :D
Topic: goats.
Okay, so today, we measured the goat’s heart girth thing, and estimated their weights, and then we put them on the scale to see their actual weights. All in all, this sounded pretty simple, OH BOY WERE WE WRONG.
GOATS SUCK. THEY DON’T FREAKING LISTEN TO YOU. THEY RUN AWAY AND CHARGE AT YOU AND PISS AND POOP WHERE THEY LIKE. But I like bibby goats :D
Oh gosh, so we finished measuring one paddock of goats, so we went to the race/shearing shed place afterwards. It was Shadwoman, Jen, Lawrence, Kristina, Alex and I, and we were just about to go out when....
SCHOOP.
SCHOOP.
SCHOOP.
SCHOOP.
Yes, the six of us lost four goats -.- AND I’M DOINGAG NEXT YEAR. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO.
I mean seriously, the goats were outside of the paddock, eating grass. THERE’S PLENTY OF GRASS IN THE PADDOCK, YOU STUPID GOATS. FARRRRRR.
I MEAN FAR OUT, IN THE PADDOCK, WHEN WE WERE MEASURING THEM, THEY WOULD RUN AWAY, AND GO BABABABABABAAA, THEN PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK :@ AND AS SOON AS WE LEAVE, THEY CAN’T FRIGGEN LEAVE US ALONE.
MAKE. UP. YOUR. MIND.
And we did everything to try getting them in the pen. We grabbed them by the horns, fed them paper, fed them leaves, pushed them like crazy, and shit. Fed them paper, why? A goat was going around eating my paper and Jenny’s paper.
This is what happens when you leave daygos in charge of a farm.....
Then Grady and Joss came, and they are now the ‘GOAT WHISPERER’. ALL HAIL THE GOAT WHISPERERS! *KOWTOWS*
And as soon as they were in the paddock, we were like WOOT WOOT *VICTORY DANCE*
....but then we realised Kristina and Shadwoman were in the paddock as well....
Ehe, oops J
But that was aye okay, we handled it no problemo (Y)
And then the goats REFUSED to be weighed on the electronic scales -.- BUT THEN WE MADE FOOD TRAILS, AND THEY LISTENED! :D:D:D Joss, Grady and Henry, the goat whisperers, got them all weighed and stuff (h)
LOL @ Joss: Henry has a classic shearer’s butt crack going on there!
ROFL.
Lesson to be learnt; don’t let the goats out of the paddock. And when they are, don’t let Shadwoman, Kristina, Lawrence, Jen, Alex and I handle it.
CALL THE GOAT WHISPEPERERS, HENRY, JOSS AND GRADY! *CUE HEROIC MUSIC AND FANFARE*
That was probably the most fun double ag lesson I’ve had all year, THANK YOU JEN, KRISTINA, SHADWOMAN, LAWRENCE AND ALEX! :D:D:D:D:D
Got reports.
And HCF! Met Esther, a Yr 7 chick who is awesomely good at everything and super duper nice. YOU GOT MENTIONED, ESTHER! :D
And I finally handed in my subject selection form to *drum roll*
(in tune with Spiderpig, yknow, that spider pig from the Simpson movie LOL)
MULLIGAN, MULLIGAN,
TONY TONY MULLIGAN
MULLIGAN, MULLIGAN,
TOOOOONNYYYYY,
IS A MULLIGAN.
Wow, Amy and I are puhrettaaaay awesome, it’s our song when we see Mulligan....obviously. And it doesn’t really work for anyone unless they have 2 syllables in their first name and 3 in the last name (h) LOVE YOU (Amy, not Mulligan LOL), YOU GOT MENTIONED! <3
So I put Bio, Ancient History, Ag, Economics, Physics and Modern History.
HOLY SHIZ, THAT WAS LONG. SORRY GUZZZZZZZZZZ.
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